Where is the hickey?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
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I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
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It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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