Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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