Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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