No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
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I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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