I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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