THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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