it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
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He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
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My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
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