thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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