Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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