So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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