I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
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I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
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I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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