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They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
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Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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