You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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