Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
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Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
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I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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