if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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