Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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