she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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