bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
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Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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Use "feeling words"
Yay
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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