it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
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chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
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Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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