that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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