don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I could make wine with my vomit
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
She swung at the pinata with crutches
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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