I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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