Nicole vs. Life
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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