ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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