I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
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he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
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Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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