Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Randomize
