My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
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It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
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It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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