I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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