Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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