Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
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The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
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He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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