I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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