operation harelip BJ is a go
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
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Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
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Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
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