We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
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i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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