i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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