You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
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Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
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She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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