oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I am naked and annoyed.
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