I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
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Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
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its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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