I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
It's never too late to be topless.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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