hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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