Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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