I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
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and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
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It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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