is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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