i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
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