On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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