No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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