bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
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so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
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I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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