its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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