i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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