got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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