Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
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How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
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EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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