I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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