i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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