why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Randomize
