if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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