Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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